Sunday, October 7, 2012

Gripe #5: Our inability to beat the Twins

Since the 1970s we’ve all clearly understood the need to beat the Yankees. Everyone in Major League Baseball who isn’t the Yankees understands this, because at one point or another we’ve all faced the Evil Empire at critical points in the season or post-season. Other “nemesis” teams come and go. The Indians were too dominant back in the 90s. The Red Sox got a little insufferable for awhile (though this season they’re worse than we are).

But the Twins? Why should we have to hate the Twins?

The problem here is the weakness of our division. The number three teams in the East and West would both have finished in first in the Central. So even a weak team can thrive in the “biologically rich” (read: cesspool) environment of the fly-over states. And for some time the Twins did just that, taking the division year after year by virtue of being slightly less mediocre than everyone else. And of course a team that wins consistently – no matter how cheap those wins might be – is going to draw its share of band-wagoning “fans.” Minnesota is close enough to bring more than the usual complement of obnoxious jerks into our house.

But the worm turns. This year Minnesota is the worst team in the American League. This phenomenon should be netting us two benefits. First, we should be hearing less “Here we go Twinkies” and looking at fewer “Circle me Bert” signs. That one we got. Not as much as one might hope, but at least enough to be noticed.

But even a team as bad as the Royals should be able to beat a team as spectacularly terrible as the Twins. And yet we sat through seven games with this team without winning a single one until the last. We even lost both games of a double-header. How the heck don’t we at least split a double-header against the worst team in the league?

If the franchise is going to concentrate on one on-field goal for 2013, beating the Twins more consistently needs to be it.

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