Saturday, November 17, 2012

The season’s best schadenfreude

“Hi, I’m Dayton Moore. I’d like to tell you about a great new medicine I’ve discovered: WormzAway.

“Before the season started this year, I re-hired Yuniesky Betancourt. Because we’d gotten rid of him once before, I already knew he was a butt munch and a tank artist. Still, I made sure we’d get stuck with him anyway.

“Then I learned from WormzAway.com that deliberately hiring a butt-munching tank artist could be a sign that I had Brain Worms. So I went to my doctor, and he wrote me a prescription for WormzAway.

“Now my brain is worm-free and my team is Betancourt-free. Thanks, WormzAway!”

No comments:

Post a Comment