“Hi, I’m Dayton Moore. I’d like to tell you about a great new medicine I’ve discovered: WormzAway.
“Before the season started this year, I re-hired Yuniesky Betancourt.
Because we’d gotten rid of him once before, I already knew he was a butt
munch and a tank artist. Still, I made sure we’d get stuck with him
anyway.
“Then I learned from WormzAway.com that deliberately hiring a
butt-munching tank artist could be a sign that I had Brain Worms. So I
went to my doctor, and he wrote me a prescription for WormzAway.
“Now my brain is worm-free and my team is Betancourt-free. Thanks, WormzAway!”
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