Thursday, January 26, 2012

Hooray for free crap!

The Royals have released their promotional schedule for this summer. I don’t have our ticket information in front of me, so I’m not sure what we do and don’t have tickets for. But some of the highlights include:
  • A Jackie Robinson T-shirt
  • A thumb band (because I don’t know how I’ve lived this long with an unbanded thumb)
  • Focus on Driving night (how about Focus on Not Drinking So Much night?)
  • Alex Gordon Gold Glove Replica night (what, no bobble glove?)
  • Pine Tar Bat night (sadly it’s one of the Yankees games)
  • Mystery Gift Cards (yes, that’s really a thing)
  • Mr. Royal Retro Lunchbox (on Retro Night! Hooray for Retro Night!)
  • Moose-takas Antlers (yes, that too is a thing)
And of course the usual parade of caps, T-shirts, Sluggerrr crap and the like.

2 comments:

  1. Ugh. I just want to compare our game schedule with the Free Crap Nights so we can gird our loins.

    huh huh. I said loins.

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  2. Yeah, there's a giant pile of really heinous crud that I left off the posting. In addition to Dollar Dogs and Fireworks, they're doing what sounds like Local Garage Band. And the bobbleheads. And Sluggerrr's birthday. And so on and so forth.

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